PATD III

[MerleZ]

Hm, I had a feeling Bmat and Cranky wanted to go to the Magic Kingdom first, and see the Country Bear Jamboree!

[Nommy]

It was time for da Bears to pack up and head out for Yellowstone National park. They had asked their local ttoty Frutie park ranger where Yellowstone was and after some rather long bouts of laughter, they were told. After seeing the dumbfounded looks on the bears faces, the ranger highlited the route for them on their map.

The bears gave the Ranger a great big bear hug which of course turned the ranger blue. When the bears left frontier land they heard a great big CLANK as the gates were LOCKED SHUT. Hmmmmmm

The bears were driving through Disney as they were given a little leeway and Angry Bear stopped short in front of a building.

"Hey!?why youse stop Angry"? asked Cranky Bear.

Me saw a sign that said bears on it and want to look.

So they hop out of the RV and head in where they were greeted by a bunch of banjo playin hoopin up bears. WELL, the bears got into the swing of things and started to dance. Tha wasn't enough for Angry bear though. He had a secret passion for trying to play an instrument?he headed up on stage and grabbed a banjo of of one of the bears.

AAAAHHHHH GRrrr?yells Angry?um sorry.

Angry gave the bear back his arm but kept tryting to play the banjo. Needless to say?all the other patrons were aghast and left prompty. Bmat, Sammy and Crank all went up an stage and basically stomped to their hearts content.

Suddenly?the Magic Kingdom Police came storming in????????

[Galain]

I was so busy watching the bears...

Sindatur, pleased to make your acquaintance although neither speed nor pressure is required here.

Erm, that didn?t come out right, did it?

It?s 32! Thirty-two! Make it stop!

[Cosmic]

Welcome to the madness, Galain!

I'm sure Valen would have appreciated your birthday celebration deflecting some of the attention away from his "festivities", but since there is not another birthday 'round here till February, the "chair" is yours until...well, until somebody lets you out!!

I don't think the 'spank counter' works very well anyway...hehe!

[sindatur]

OOOOH, more adventures in Bearland, too cool.

Galain, pleased to make your aquaintance. You need the speed or the pressure increased?

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Sindatur - The Grey owl Wizzard

[Nommy]

OK, so I wasn't a lot of help.

Nomad walks over to the New and improved Spanking Machine and pulls out the oil can and lubes it up.

Nommy then takes out his flask and pours some smooth Ginger schnapps down Gailens throat.

That ought to do for now....

[sindatur]

Actually CT it works just fine. The trick is you need to add about 4 zeros to the age. So, if it was set for 32 for Galain, it oughta stop somewhere around 320,000.

Here Galain, have a bottle of Dom Perignon while you enjoy the machine. There's still half a Semi full, since it didn't all get drank on New Years.

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Sindatur - The Grey owl Wizzard

[Galain]

*blinking rapidly* I?m stuck here until February??? Gimme all the bottles you got... no brain, no pain...

[ianviking]

Ginger? Who mentioned Ginger?

Oh, schnapps! Sorry Nommy, I got excited there for moment.

[AsIs]

*AsIs let's Galain out of the spanking machine* Heh, you shouldn't have taunted them in that other topic...sorry about that...

And Ian, dude MaryAnn all the way! Well, unless she is being played by a certain Minbari Bonehead that is!